Something to get me going for January, Bloganuary.  Day 30: What would you title the chapters of your autobiography?

You already know my memoir will be “My life as a quitter”. And yes, some have pointed out that this sounds too negative, but you haven’t read it yet! Chapters? How about, That time I wanted to be a vet. That time I wanted to be a singer. That time I wanted to be a Linguistics professor. Intrigued yet?