In response to the Daily Post’s Writing Prompt https://dailypost.wordpress.com/dp_prompt/id-like-to-thank-my-cats/

You are receiving an award –- either one that already exists, or a new one created just for you. What would the award be, why are you being honored, and what would you say in your acceptance speech?

What?  The award for posting something other than the Daily Prompt in the guise of posting the Daily Prompt.

Why?  See this and past posts.

What would I “say”?