From Putting My Feet in the Dirt (https://puttingmyfeetinthedirt.com/), January’s prompts are here: https://puttingmyfeetinthedirt.com/2020/01/01/january-writing-prompts-3/

When you go to a pub, and the board reads “Special of the Day:  Butt Cream and Beer”, I guess you have two choices, run away, or ask what kind of beer…