This challenge comes from Sonya at Only100Words (https://only100words.xyz/2020/02/06/three-line-tales-week-210/) , and here are the rules:

“Write three lines to go with the weekly photo prompt (the photos I use are either royalty-free or I’ve been given permission by the photographer to use them; please credit where appropriate) – sideways interpretation is encouraged. The photo is the launch point – take us wherever you fancy.”

photo by Kenny Luo via Unsplash

Tada!
Wait – you’re not who I was expecting.
What?  You were expecting Justin Trudeau?

Hey, we Canadians can laugh at ourselves and our leaders…come join us!