This challenge comes from Sonya at Only100Words (https://only100words.xyz/2019/03/14/three-line-tales-week-163/) , and here are the rules:

“Write three lines to go with the weekly photo prompt (the photos I use are either royalty-free or I’ve been given permission by the photographer to use them; please credit where appropriate) – sideways interpretation is encouraged. The photo is the launch point – take us wherever you fancy.”

photo by Artem Bali via Unsplash

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