This challenge comes from Sonya at Only100Words (https://only100words.xyz/2016/10/06/three-line-tales-week-thirty-six/) , and here are the rules:

“Write three lines to go with the weekly photo prompt (the photos I use are either royalty-free or I’ve been given permission by the photographer to use them; please credit where appropriate) – sideways interpretation is encouraged. The photo is the launch point – take us wherever you fancy.”

Carl?
What?
No man – it’s we Serve Ice!!