In response to the Daily Post’s Writing Prompt https://dailypost.wordpress.com/dp_prompt/hammer/

If you could learn a trade — say carpentry, electrical work, roofing, landscaping, plumbing, flooring, drywall — you name it — what skill(s) would you love to have in your back pocket?

If I were capable of learning a trade, don’t you think I would have done it by now?  And do I really want to put all those really talented folks out of work?   No way.  Now, let’s get back to the sun…