In response to the Daily Post’s Writing Prompt https://dailypost.wordpress.com/dp_prompt/five-a-day/

You’ve being exiled to a private island, and your captors will only supply you with five foods. What do you pick?

But why?  Why was I exiled?  Was it because I don’t play by the Daily Post prompts?  Was it because I am too smart for my own good?  And why 5 foods?  Not 4?  Not 6?  It’s a private island for crying out loud.  It’s not like these people lack for funds – islands don’t typically come cheap.  And when you say “foods”, what exactly do you mean?  You can’t mean just “ingredients”?  I mean, then that beer can chicken I showed you yesterday would be out, being as it contained more than 5 “foods”.  I don’t like the sound of that at all.

Nope.  Not playing today.  To many undefined terms.  Now, you must excuse me while I enjoy our “winter”.