“Your prompt for #JusJoJan and Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: “art.” Talk about something that’s hanging on your wall. Add a picture, if you’d like. If you have no art on your walls, talk about something in a museum. Have fun!” (https://lindaghill.com/2019/01/11/the-friday-reminder-for-socs-jusjojan-2019-daily-prompt-jan-12th/)  Except, of course, NOT one-liner Wednesday for me because these Jots are not only my 500-words a day challenge, but also part of my  Ultimate Blogging Challenge challenge (http://ultimateblogchallenge.com).

It’s also Stream of Consciousness Saturday, although with the JustJotJan, I believe every day has been Stream of Consciousness Saturday.  Which is nice, because I can think of every day this week as a Saturday, even though the days didn’t feel like Saturdays, given that I was at work and work was, well, work.

Anyway, art.  Something that’s hanging on your wall.  Well, I can’t really talk about art on my wall until I talk about art from a different perspective.

I used to be a musician.  Well, I am not sure you ever really stop being a musician, I just don’t play any more.  When I say musician, I mean I actually made money as a professional bass player.  Not the electric bass – I never did learn to play that.  But the upright bass.  The big violin.  The bull fiddle.  That’s the one!  I started out as a piano player, as many people do, when I was around 5.  Played piano for a long time – I made money doing that too, but playing the piano for other people, children, on recitals.  Called me an accompanist!  I also sang for a while.  Sang solo in recitals, sang at weddings (guess that was a money maker too), and sang in choirs – our choir even sang in Carnegie Hall!  Yes, THE Carnegie Hall. Interesting side note.  What I remember about Carnegie Hall was how getting from the dressing rooms to the stage reminded me of a similar scene in This is Spinal Tap…you know the one…

Then I became a bass player.  Started when I was 19.  Played in the National Youth Orchestra for three summers, and even played once with the National Arts Centre Orchestra, when I lived in Ottawa, with Victor Borge.  I also played jazz bass for years, and even played once with Red Skelton (as part of a local group of hired musicians).  What I remember from that gig is the music director being amazed by the chick bass player.

Suffice it to say, I had a long life as a non-visual artist.  But this prompt was about art that can be hung on walls.  Which brings me to my life now.  I no longer play the bass, haven’t since we moved out here, but I have started to use a camera.  And in the past year, have started to put my photos on our wall (well, on the picture rail in the dining room…)  I am including a few of those wall-worthy photos below.  These were all taken last year, and I am hoping I am able to take many more wall-worthy photos to add after this year!

“Your prompt for JusJoJan 2019, January 11th is brought to you by M! Click here to find her last SoCS post and say hi while you’re there! M’s word for our prompt today is in SoCS style: “flew/flu/flue.” Use one, use them all, use them anywhere in your post or make one or all the theme of your post. Have fun!” (https://lindaghill.com/2019/01/11/jusjojan-2019-daily-prompt-jan-11th/)  Except, of course, NOT one-liner Wednesday for me because these Jots are not only my 500-words a day challenge, but also part of my  Ultimate Blogging Challenge challenge (http://ultimateblogchallenge.com).

Another linguistics prompt!  Flew Flu Flue – words that sound the same, but are spelled differently.  What are these called you ask?  Well, they are called homophones – homo for “same” and phone for “sound”.  Not to be confused with homographs.

Ok, I’ll tell you what homographs are too. They are words that are spelled the same (but may or may not be pronounced the same).  Like present (I got a present for Christmas) and present (I will present the award tomorrow night).  Or bass and bass (I play the bass, I went bass fishing).

There are many examples of both in English, as well as of words that are spelled similarly but not pronounced the same.  Like tough, though, thought.  I mean, really.

Then there are homonyms.  Homonyms, depending on who you talk to, but you’re talking to me, are two words that are spelled the same, AND sound the same, but have completely different meanings.  Some people think a homonym can be a homophone OR a homograph.  I say, yeah, right…you’re dreaming.  An example of a homonym is pitcher and pitcher – a pitcher holding water, versus a pitcher throwing a ball.  Or band and band, as in a jazz band versus a band of gold.

Some days I think it’s amazing we can ever figure out what someone is trying to tell us!  But it’s not just English – most (if not all) languages have homophones and/or homonyms and/or homographs.  I believe you even have homophones of sorts in American Sign Language (where one sign could have different meanings).

In the case of homophones, homographs, and homonyms, context is key.  We can usually (not always) tell which word or meaning is meant in the context of the entire sentence, paragraph, etc.  The difference between “bass” and “bass” should usually be pretty obvious (generally speaking, you don’t cast your fishing line in hopes of catching a large wooden string instrument).  If, however, I just yell “Duck!”, you might be confused as to whether you need to get down out of the way of something coming at your head, or get out of the way because you are about to be attacked by a member of the waterfowl family Anatidae.  Just saying.

I’ll finish whining now and get back to …

“Your prompt for JusJoJan 2019, January 10th is brought to you by Toortsie! Click here to find her last post and say hi while you’re there! Toortsie’s word for our prompt today is “sunrise.” Use it anywhere in your post or make it the theme of your post. Have fun!” (https://lindaghill.com/2019/01/10/jusjojan-2019-daily-prompt-jan-10th/)  Except, of course, NOT one-liner Wednesday for me because these Jots are not only my 500-words a day challenge, but also part of my  Ultimate Blogging Challenge challenge (http://ultimateblogchallenge.com).

Ah, sunrise.  I know the sunrise looks amazing over the ocean, but I really don’t get out to see it all that much.  Well, at all.  ‘Cause, you know, it’s early when the sun rises.  Well, not as early now as it is during the summer.  I mean, during the summer the sun is up before I am most of the time, unless I happen to get up at 5:00 am because I am still going to work (you know, before I take holidays) and I need to get up for some kickboxing.  But these days it’s more like 8:00, or maybe a little bit earlier, that the sun appears to us.  At least I am not driving to work in the dark, even if I am still driving home in the dark. This morning I caught the sunrise on my way home from kickboxing.  It helped that is was not raining!

Daylight Savings Time makes it worse.  For the end of the day darkness, that is.  One day it’s still ok around 6:00, and the next day it’s pitch black.  For someone who likes to still get things done after work, but who is also a procrastinator at heart, pitch blackness by the time I am home at 5:00 means it’s easy for me to make excuses not to go for a walk, or to just want to go to bed.  But, it could be worse.   It could be 40 below with 8 feet of snow.  Darkness and freezing temperatures would be a combination justifying hibernation.

Only a few more months, and by the time we spring forward, it will make the days that much longer.  I mean, by March, the sun isn’t setting until around 7:00.  Then the time change happens, and the sun is setting at 8:00.  And rising earlier than it is now.  Ah, there’s nothing like planetary movement combined with the wish of golfers to have morning light to golf by.  Or so the urban legend surrounding the creation of Daylight Savings Time goes (the one I heard…)

Now, sunsets – those are great too.  They are nice over the ocean…

…but they are spectacular on the prairies.  When I went back to Saskatchewan a years and a half ago, I made sure to take some pictures to remind myself of them.

“Just Jot It January 9th, AND One-Liner Wednesday!” (https://lindaghill.com/2019/01/09/jusjojan-2019-daily-prompt-jan-9th-and-one-liner-wednesday/)  Except, of course, NOT one-liner Wednesday for me because these Jots are not only my 500-words a day challenge, but also part of my  Ultimate Blogging Challenge challenge (http://ultimateblogchallenge.com).

One Liner Wednesday, again, eh?  Well, I will be going for the 500 words again, but I thought I would dig around for a one-liner for you that I can jump off of.

So, what would it be?  The liner in my personal email signature is “Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. Guillaume Apollinaire, French poet, 1880 – 1918″.  And in my work email signature it’s “Success is always less funny than failure. Jon Ronson”.   Both of these resonated with me when I chose them, and they still resonate with me now.  We spend a lot of time thinking of ways to be happy, or things to avoid or remove in order to BE happy.  Better to just find contentment in what you have/are.  Not easy for sure.  And I have to work at it every day.  I think I am getting there at work.  I’ve been here over 5 years, and for almost all of those 5 years things were pretty miserable – but only when I had to deal with a couple of specific people.  Now, I have let those people go, figuratively.  They no longer have any place in my mind or thoughts.  They can do what they want, and I can turn away.  It’s a new start for me.

My work signature is just fun.  It reminds me to laugh when I “fail”.  Because we fall down all the time, and what better way to help up get up again then laughing at ourselves?  We may smile at our successes, but we can really only laugh at our failures.

Email signatures are funny things.  My personal email signature contains only the quote.  My work email signature contains my contact information and the quote.  Guess people need to know more about me at work than just what quote resonated with me on a given day.  Some people just put their names, along with things like “Cheers!”  Sometimes I wonder if they remember they are saying “Cheers!” when the email is not overly cheerful.  “Cheers!” at least feels/sounds personal.  Sometimes a signature is just “Regards”, which is fine, but feels a bit distant when you are someone closer to the person you are emailing.   I don’t have a sign-off “greeting” in my signature.  Just my name and contact stuff.  I, myself, add a personal sign-off for every email.  Now, to be fair, I don’t send a billion emails a day – I’m not a technical support person like some of my colleagues.  I remember one colleague a long time ago had “Best” as their sign-off, so I would reply signing off “Better”.  I don’t think they got it.

In the end, it really doesn’t matter what’s in the signature, I suppose.  Most people probably don’t even read it (if they even read that far in the email), so I will just laugh and let myself be happy!

“Your prompt for JusJoJan 2019, January 8th is brought to you by Ritu! Click here to find her last post and say hi while you’re there! Ritu’s word for our prompt today is “self.” Use it anywhere in your post or make it the theme of your post. Have fun!” (https://lindaghill.com/2019/01/08/jusjojan-2019-daily-prompt-jan-8th/)  Except, of course, NOT one-liner Wednesday for me because these Jots are not only my 500-words a day challenge, but also part of my  Ultimate Blogging Challenge challenge (http://ultimateblogchallenge.com).

Self, eh?  You know what drives me nuts about “self”?  It’s people using it as a non-reflexive pronoun.  You know wat I’m talking about.  When you say “Jim and myself went to the store”, or “He met with Sue and myself”.  No no no no no!!  Myself is REFLEXIVE.  Not transitive, or intransitive, or subject or object, or whatever you want to call it.  It’s “Jim and I want to the store” and “He met with Sue and me”.  Yes.  “ME”.  You are allowed to use the object pronoun “me”, you know.

Ok, let’s explain “reflexive” then.  Yes, I know some of you are saying “but Emily, I’ve seen “myself” used as an object”.  Well, yes, but ONLY when the subject is the same person!  So, “I saw myself” or “He met himself”.  NOT when the subject is different (as the example above).  Don’t believe me?  Check out the British Council’s “Learn English site (https://learnenglish.britishcouncil.org/english-grammar/reflexive-pronouns).  And remember, it may be the British Council, but it still refers to North American English.  And don’t try that “Why Emily…didn’t you say all languages change over time, and you know, dialects?” with me.  I’m not gonna buy that for reflexive pronouns!

Well, that’s probably enough of that self-ranting.  What other kinds of self are there?  Self-study?  We hear that a lot a post-secondary.  Usually meaning studying by yourself, without being in class or with an instructor.  To be good a self study, you need to be self motivated to do it, because, well, distractions are everywhere these days.

I also hear a lot about self portraits, being a photographer of sorts.  I do NOT like taking self portraits, but inevitably, at least once a month, one of my photography challenges demands I take one.  I try to be as hidden as possible – which makes me look artistic!  You know, like the one I posted just a few days ago:

Of course, most people now refer to self-portraits as “selfies”.  I don’t know how I feel about that, but it strikes me that there is a difference!

And then there are self interests, and self-ishness, which are traits we see in the great orange buffoon south of the border.  ‘Nough said.

Moving on to my final paragraph, we have self reliance, self control, and self determination, all of which are simple concepts, but sometimes challenging to evoke.  I am reliant on myself to be determined to control my urge to eat french fries at lunch.  Now THAT is some self in action!

“Your prompt for JusJoJan 2019, January 7th is brought to you by Tara! Click here to find her last post and say hi while you’re there! Tara’s word for our prompt today is “memento.” Use it anywhere in your post or make it the theme of your post. Have fun!” (https://lindaghill.com/2019/01/07/jusjojan-2019-daily-prompt-jan-7th/)  Except, of course, NOT one-liner Wednesday for me because these Jots are not only my 500-words a day challenge, but also part of my  Ultimate Blogging Challenge challenge (http://ultimateblogchallenge.com).

Well, well, well.  It seems great minds think alike as Fandango (of Fandango’s One Word challenge fame!) at This,That, and the Other (https://fivedotoh.com/2019/01/07/jusjojan-memento/) also had his first thought around this theme as the movie Memento.  Brilliant movie!  Loved it from the beginning.

And now, for some reason, my mind is going to another movie, Burn After Reading, which has absolutely nothing to do with Memento, but just a great quirky movie I loved.  Although, in the case of Burn After Reading, when Kevin and I saw it for the first time, we both turned to each other and said:  I liked that…should we like it?  Burn After Reading, which I reiterate has nothing to do with Memento, has a full cast of stars.  Brad Pitt in the role of a lifetime, as far as I’m concerned.  George Clooney as you have never seen him before.  Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, Tilda Swinton, OMG!!

And speaking of John Malkovich and quirky movies you sometimes wonder why you like, how about Being John Malkovich?  One of the weirdest movies I’ve ever seen, but one you can’t take your eyes off of no matter how hard you try.  John Malkovich just looks creepy too, don’t you think?  Have you seen him in the SNL sketch where he reads ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas to a bunch of children?  No?  Google it, please.  You will be glad you did (if you can find it – SNL regularly takes their stuff off YouTube or makes it unplayable to those of us non-USA-living types.)

John Malkovich was also in Zoolander 2 (and many, many other amazing films and TV series…but this is my Just Jot!), but Zoolander 2 isn’t nearly as charming as Zoolander, another of those movies I love, but am not always proud of telling people that I love.  Talk about a cast of thousands!  And those tiny cellphones?  Too bad Donald Trump is in it.  I didn’t actually remember that, though, so I probably missed him.  Ben Stiller is one of those actors I really want to like more than I do.  Well, it isn’t so much him as his movies.  Too bad.  Kind of like Will Ferrell.  Who is himself kind of like Jim Carrey from years ago, at least in my mind.  There is something there, but it continues to be ruined by bad comedy.  Well, I guess that’s my opinion, but again, my Just Jot!

So, now you have a few more movies to look up – if you like anyone, I’ll leave it up to you whether you want to tell anyone 🙂

Cheers!

“Your prompt for JusJoJan 2019, January 6th is brought to you by Sadje. Click here to find her last post and say hi while you’re there! Sadje’s word for our prompt today is “master.” Use it anywhere in your post or make it the theme of your post. Enjoy!” (https://lindaghill.com/2019/01/06/jusjojan-2019-daily-prompt-jan-6th/)  Except, of course, NOT one-liner Wednesday for me because these Jots are not only my 500-words a day challenge, but also part of my  Ultimate Blogging Challenge challenge (http://ultimateblogchallenge.com).

Well, I gave you a bit of a linguistic lesson and rant yesterday, so I won’t be as ranty or educational today.  It is Sunday, after all.  But, thinking about the word “master”, without looking it up or anything, there is a meaning that comes to mind around ownership.  Whether you are a master for a dog (not a cat…never a cat…) or mastering some skill (owning it, as it were).  Let’s look at these.

Yes, for dogs we have masters.  Horses have riders.  But I suppose you can master a horse (well, I’m not a rider, but I’ve read this somewhere, so maybe this is not entirely accurate). I don’t know if you are the master of a bird or a gerbil, or a cow or a chicken.  Then there are inanimate objects.  You can be called the “master” of the house.  However, there is still the implication of a “master” in this sense being male.  Master and Mistress (or Missus) being the gender-biased terms.  You can’t escape the embedded gender bias in terms like this, at least not yet.  Maybe someday.  Like the word “he”, which  some people say is “gender neutral”.  Nope.  It isn’t.  But, I digress (and begin to move into another linguistic debate we probably don’t want to fall into).  Master of the house.  But Master of the car?  The boat – well, I guess I have heard that one.  Ok.  It’s hit and miss.

Now we come to the verbal form – to master something.  Yeah, right.  What does this even mean?  Is perfection implied when we talk about mastery?  Probably for many people.  But as I do not believe in perfection (being hopelessly flawed myself), it follows, for me, that I don’t believe you can even master something, like photography or math or downward facing dog.  There is always room for improvement.  Now, if mastering something to you means being able to do it without too much effort, like running 5K,  well I can accept that.  You can always work towards running that 5K faster, but running it alone might be a kind of mastery.  A pretty good one, if you ask me as someone who is hoping to get back to running 5Ks this year.

In the end, I don’t really want to be a “master” of anyone or anything.  Nor do I want to be on the receiving end of mastership (which sometimes is a problem when you work for a hierarchical organization).   Which causes a bit of a conundrum, having cats (no, I don’t master them, but I’m pretty sure they master me!)

“Your prompt for JusJoJan 2019, January 4th is brought to you by Virgobeauty! Click here to find her last post and say hi while you’re there! Virgobeauty’s word for our prompt today is “enigmatic.” Use it anywhere in your post or make it the theme of your post. Have fun!” (https://lindaghill.com/2019/01/04/jusjojan-2019-daily-prompt-jan-4th/)  Except, of course, NOT one-liner Wednesday for me because these Jots are not only my 500-words a day challenge, but also part of my  Ultimate Blogging Challenge challenge (http://ultimateblogchallenge.com).

So, the prompt today is “enigmatic”.  What does it mean to be enigmatic?  Difficult to interpret or understand;  mysterious.

Oh, there are so many things that are enigmatic to me.  Math is pretty much a mystery to me, which is interesting because my mother was a math teacher.  Guess I take after dad!

Some people are enigmatic.  People I know who continue to behave badly even when they have been told that what they do is not appropriate and has hurt people.  And people I don’t know who continue to be idiots about things like border walls and true-telling.  Not mentioning any names… (DT).

The streets in Victoria are enigmatic.  If you have never been here before, you probably don’t know that a street’s name often just changes suddenly, for no reason.  I used to think the street name changed when you moved from one municipality to another, but no.  Of course it can’t be that simple!  No.  They just change.  I used to get lost all the time when we first moved here.  Of course, it didn’t help that I came from a city where streets were always north-south or east-west.  All on a nice, neat grid (for the most part…)  Here, however (probably due to that pesky “we’re an island on the ocean” thing), streets just gradually change direction (and names) so I always thought I was facing one direction when in fact I was facing a completely different direction.

Bacon is enigmatic.  I mean, how can something that good be bad for you?  It’s just wrong.  Raisins are also enigmatic.  Well, not raisins so much, but people who like them.  That is also just wrong!

Finally, cats are enigmatic, and they like it that way!  You know how they are: they only want to sit on you when you are ready to get up, and they always try to sleep on the keyboard when you are trying to work. At least our cats don’t get up in the middle of the night and stare into space like there is someone there. At least not that I’ve noticed yet.

“Your prompt for JusJoJan 2019, January 3rd, is your blog. Why did you start blogging? How did you come up with your theme, if you have one? How has it changed your life? Tell us about your blog in your jot! Enjoy!” (https://lindaghill.com/2019/01/02/jusjojan-2019-daily-prompt-jan-3rd/)  Except, of course, NOT one-liner Wednesday for me because these Jots are not only my 500-words a day challenge, but also part of my  Ultimate Blogging Challenge challenge (http://ultimateblogchallenge.com).

Why did I start blogging?  Well, technically I started several times, but something was missing.  I couldn’t figure out what it was.  Was it that I didn’t know what to blog about?  Was it not knowing which of the many blogging tools out there I should be using?  Was it not knowing how to use WordPress?  No!  It was not having the right title!  Because you know, the title is the most important thing to have before you start writing anything, right?

But finally my quest ended, and one day, I came home from work to find a Zombie Flamingo on our front porch, made by friend Judy (yes, Pavlova Judy!), and suddenly I had the inspiration I needed to get started with blogging!  Did I worry about what to blog about?  No!  I could have a blog about nothing because, well, Zombie Flamingos!

So, I guess that really answered the second question more about how my blog theme was born.  As to why I started blogging?  It just seemed like the thing to do – still does.  I can’t imagine a day without my blog.  Even if i just post one picture, it’s something I need to do.  Guess I’m a little anal about it, but it is a lot of fun.

How has it changed my life?  Well, I get up a lot earlier now so I can do some blogging before I do anything else (like meditate or kickboxing).  I take a lot more pictures now so I have something to post in my blog every day.  And people are impressed when I tell them I have a blog, and it’s called Zombie Flamingos!  Oh, and the people I have “met” and gotten to know through blogging – what amazing bunch.  Of course, people in my life who choose (crazy as they are) NOT to follow my blog are impressed when I tell them how many followers I have, but what that don’t understand is how enriching this community of bloggers from all over the world is.

Some day I will have to better organize my categories and tags, and maybe even tackle the nightmare (so-called) that is the new editing interface, Gutenberg (but not yet – I prefer to be dragged kicking and screaming into any new tech interfaces, in denial all the way!)  In the meantime, Zombie Flamingos will keep trucking along, providing you with blogging delights on a daily basis (for the most part…)