This challenge comes from Sonya at Only100Words (https://only100words.xyz/2017/01/19/three-line-tales-week-fifty-one/) , and here are the rules:

“Write three lines to go with the weekly photo prompt (the photos I use are either royalty-free or I’ve been given permission by the photographer to use them; please credit where appropriate) – sideways interpretation is encouraged. The photo is the launch point – take us wherever you fancy.”

Go on Sid!
But Frank, the bridge is out.
Oh Sid, since when did you let an annoying little fact get in your way?